Now that I’m back into doing research for purple SKY articles, I have had to wade through a ridiculous number of ridiculous CD titles. My favorites this week come from the land of visual kei, where pomp and circumstance could be misinterpreted as pump that circumcision.
Nightmare: majestical parade
Release date: May 13, 2009
In my head I’m singing, “My testicle parade.”
Versailles Philharmonic Quintet: ASCENDEAD MASTER
Release date: June 24, 2009
I pray this is just another typo from CD Japan. This gave me a chuckle, because the abuse of English is so very choice. Ascended – AscenDEAD. Get it? I’m guessing it’s supposed to go with the vampire, zombie, prince/princess theme.
