Check out the English (Engrish) questionnaire over at the Dears official fan club. What would be their first order of business if they wanted to successfully open an overseas Dears branch? Hire a better translator.
I was particularly baffled by this question.
“11. What would you like to buy if you can get overseas goods of Gackt’s softwares?”
I don’t want Gackt’s softwares. I want to buy (and possibly touch) his hardwares!